Chewing

Well hello again. Today I wish to discuss one of my most favorite subjects, chewing. Chewing is natural and time should be taken out of every busy day schedule to really get your chew in. My favorite lately has been wood. Wood is a good source of fiber and keeps teeth nice and strong. When you are a puppy, you start out small like TV tray. My human male tried to put this bitter apple stuffon to repel me. But with persistance, you can aquire the taste. In fact, I actually miss the taste of it. It actually tasted more like applewood! Furniture is also a good source, but you half to watch oput for imitations. Press wood or faux style really doesn't do your teeth any good. In fact, it is quite easy to eat this sort. If your humans are cheap, or shop at IKEA, try using a deck. A Deck can be found primarily at the back of a house. It is a good source of chewing and there is plenty to go around. Be careful though, this seems to make human males mad. If you find your human doesn't appreciate your daily mouth maintenance, try peeing on the carpet. This usually gets you into trouble but distracts the humans enough they forget about the wood. Don't forget to look cute and flash your eyes. All humans are suckers at heart. Until next time, peace and great chewing.

Here is a big wet one for you! ;P